It’s odd how a simple stag became The Deer, the most interesting deer in Scandinavia.
How did he earn his fame? No one knows.
They say sharks have a week dedicated to him.
Others claim The Deer’s small talk has altered Swedish foreign policy.
At museums, he’s allowed to touch the art.
He once gave a pep talk so compelling, both teams won.
The tales are many.
One thing we do know is that his game face and hair-do was groomed by
the most delicate and light-handed barber north of Europe.
Now, he cannot tell you the full story.
Instead The Deer opened up his shop of
Classy Cuts & Clean Shaves
for you to compose your own tales.